THE NAIL CLUB BY MICHELE REISINGER 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 72
Funny story—before we met, Henry was dating this girl—not very seriously, mind you—who insisted—insisted—on doing everything herself. She had this picture in her head of, I don’t know, a perfect family? Crazy, right? Didn’t know the first thing about how the world really works. He dumped her, of course. Girl to girl? Don’t be naïve. Take the money. Use the money. You’ll be glad you did. Henry! We were just talking about you!
TRAFFIC STOP BY ROGER COLLINS 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 72
You’ll notice I’m unarmed. That’s a huge plus. And even though I’m unarmed, I’m pretty much indestructible. I can protect and serve even while under attack! With the authority to issue tickets. Without bigotry, I might add. I’m robotically unbiased!