34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE INDIE LITMAG DIGITAL & PRINT

No one would even care about Donald Trump.

THE GATES OF HELL BY KATHRYN BUCKLEY 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 32

It is the summer when Bruce Jenner emerged as Caitlyn, gay marriage was legalized almost worldwide and Ariana Grande licked some donuts. And you, what are you doing after the Vanity Fair cover blew up with an introduction to her new identity, the pride parade was especially boisterous and the whole donut thing went viral? You are in the Belle Harbor section of Rockaway Beach ready to go for a final swim in your favorite white bikini before you drown yourself. You wish you weren't and that you had Taylor Swift's pluckiness when it all went down, the failed book deal with Viking even though you were promised by your money grubbing agent that writing the female porn version of Bill Cosby's drugged up romances called I Had a Dream was going to make you so fucking famous that no one would even care about Donald Trump running for president.

PERFIDY BY JAN ALEXANDER 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 32

What went wrong with Tarantino?

TALK TALK BANG BANG BY GRAHAM DASELER 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE  ISSUE 32


34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 32

PENELOPE BLUES BY TANIA VERHELST, PERFIDY BY JAN ALEXANDER, THAT’S A NICE WATCH BY WA REED, TALK TALK BANG BANG BY GRAHAM DASELER, BURYING THINGS BY CHARLENE CARUSO, THE GATES OF HELL BY KATHRYN BUCKLEY, THEN ONE DAY YOU

GIVE  A GUY YOUR LEGS BY JENNAFER D’ALVIA, THE YEAR OF THE WRENCH BY JED WYMAN.