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34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 26

SEVEN DISTRACTIONS BY SUSAN BRUCE, ROTTEN VACATIONS BY JOHN M EDWARDS, WHIPTAIL UTOPIA BY CHASE EDWARDS, WELCOME TO SIRE’S BY ROBERT MORGAN FISHER, YOU GO YOUR WAY (AND I’LL GO MINE) BY PD FLETCHER, MELODY BY ALICE KALTMAN, GAMER GIRL BY NICKI SCHUMACHER, TWO LIES IN THE TELLING BY JODI TEITEL, TINFOIL STARS BY UMA DWIVEDI, LAWN CONCERT BY CHRISTINA YU.

Can you play Love Shack?

WELCOME TO SIRE’S BY ROBERT MORGAN FISHER 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 26

“Can you play Love Shack by The B-52s?” said the girl, a gum-clacking local. “Sorry, no.” “Why not?” said the guy, an obvious homegrown college joe. “Because if you’ll look at the neon sign outside, you’ll see that the name of this establishment is Sire’s.” Hannum held up an Everyday is Like Sunday 12-inch by Morrissey. “We only play classic Sire Records.”