Delilah discovered this wine that’s only 14 bucks a bottle and pretty damn good.

She had been in a toothpaste ad on TV. She was also in my writing workshop.

No-one can foresee how real stories will turn out.

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THE LIFE OF POMPEY BY WILLIAM TAMPLIN 34THPARALLEL MAGAZINE ISSUE 115

I am Pompey. Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus Jerome Chandler. I was born in the year of our Lord 1741 in the county of Culpeper in the colony of Virginia. 

I’ve always wondered about the sex of the letter A.

And why, whenever someone says “poet”,
I always hear “third wife”?